The power of technology. Look how long my hair looks. Look how the sun shines on my face. I am always so dainty hanging out in my house. When I get bored, I like to take pictures of myself, throw out the ugly ones, and admire how cute I looked for a second in my final try at a good picture.  I love this time period we live in, when my future children wonder what  I looked like, there will only be evidence that I was not a monster.

Today I also realized that I tend to talk to people like I am always telling a secret. I bought new shoes today, and when I told the girl how cute they were, I said it out of the side of my mouth like it was top secret. The girl just looked at me like some weird talky girl saying something about shoes, which actually is absolutely true.