Good Morning.

I am a total believer in dream analysis (if that's what its called) to teach you lessons about your life, or guide you to your future. BUT, last night I had this dream that I was producing pop music, and I had booked three artists to collab. on a new song. Nick Canon, Rosie O' Donnell, and my mom! In the beginning of my dream, as I was putting my dream team together, I just had Rosie and my mom. I thought, how novelty and cool to have my mom perform on this soon to be classic. Then Nick Canon came on board, and Rhianna ( who was hanging out with him when he confirmed) said she would join. I went back and forth as to whether I should kick my mom out and include Rhi. Instead Nick and I concluded that Rhi. would be on the next single, and I would get Bethany from Best Coast to take my moms place. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

In other news. I watched the New Girl forever last night. Is it just me or does every female on that show have bangs? I mean I get it, bangs are number 1, but really? I need more diversity when it comes to female characters.  I also feel really guilty, because my whole argument against the new girl was that they were making Jess (Z.D) to much like a child. I mean I am all for  singing and accents, but it just seems a little exaggerated. But then! they brought on Lizzy Caplan, and I am like cool a Z.D look-a-like! There will be all sorts of doppelganger jokes and switching places shenanigans, but they just villainize her! They even moved her bangs to the side. She totally called out Jess for her over exaggeration, but was made to look like the bad guy when Jess crys out " I stop for birds! I wear too many Polka dots! This is me" All of us assholes quickly felt like bigger douches because Jess called US out. We became the bitch who just didn't like cupcakes. LC is like I don't like you ZD, and ZD is like 'lets cry.' And then at the end they become friends because Z.D shows her how to crochet a baby hat. I guess I really do want to make baby hats with you ZD, I am sorry I questioned your authenticity and sincerity as a girl-woman.

Lastly, this morning I wore my new Goodwill flats to school, and as I was going to get my morning coffee I slid across the wet floor all the way to the Starbucks line. It was like I was fake surfing on someones butt, or sock sliding across wood floors. Too bad there was only one girl watching to give me the thumbs up I DESERVED.